Tokyo Hooters Plundered by Lusty Pirates!
PIRATES PLUNDER TOKYO HOOTERS!!! First Hooters in Japan boarded by Lusty Freebooters Cap'n BlackJack Dave and Cap'n Jack Wrong wit a comely wench Avast me hearties and set sail ta plunder fair booty Twere a lively wind that blew our scurvy sails westerly to'ards the fair shores o' that earthly paradise known in many songs 'n tales as Hooters. Hooters be 'cross thar way from the Americas where they be known for their wings 'n fierce love o' the hootin' owl. They be a-launchin' a grand ship in strange new waters known as the Japons. Me lusty hearties 'n I boarded her midships 'n 'ad our fill o' grub 'n grog whilst our deadlights did feast'd upon the bounteous booty of yon hooterlicious wenches who shivered our timbers in a most pleasin' o' manners. Cap'n Shag had brought wit' 'im the Cat-o-nine-tails ta maintain ship discipline. Afores we knows it, the wenches had the Cat 'n were dishin' out their